This single is an unreleased song written for the "Knockin' Boots with the Two-Bit Grifter Sisters" full-length L.P. It's unrelated to the L.P. itself, obviously, but it's a jazzy little number with some interesting elements I thought I'd share…

Ah, good old Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor.

This means you're not supposed to be able to get real medication anymore because you've proven to the doctors you're a two-bit grifter & a zero-seven burnout with no hope of recovery.

Another Urinalysis, this one using Lithium levels to monitor patients for medication compliance as well as illicit drug use.

Everybody I'm sure has their favorite story to tell about their favorite heroin addict getting all bent out of shape about having to go to the "goddamned clinic" every time they don't want to be junk sick. Myself, I'll just be over here getting…

The SAP10 test is either a Urinalysis or blood test ( I can't remember which. ) It is a drug screen.

From the album "Blood Work", by World War Nine's very own Ake Kappatsu, with Jack Merlot on the Hydrogen drum generator. Some tracks produced by Toby Lucien, others produced by Word60 ( http://www.alonetone.com/word60 ) Still others produced…

I know field recordings are somewhat frowned upon here, but this recording, "Soundproof Sex Dungeon", also has Ake Kappatsu noodling around on a filter agent.

The first disc in the three-disc set of the 1979 re-release of Jack Merlot & the Urban Matadors' "Knockin' Boots with the Two-Bit Grifter Sisters" all-acoustic in-store performance, recorded live, on location at the Big Island's Amoeba Discs…

Ah, the second disc of the "Knockin' Boots with Theremin Lepidoptera Inside the 7-11 Phone Booth" three-disc set. Not much to narrate here, the music is laid-back sorta trance-y with some jazz inflections & a nod to Righteous Babe Records…