Dismay & Disdain

World War Nine

This here is the story of how Jack Merlot ( author/contributor to World War Nine ) felt bad that he wasn’t going to have anyone to celebrate Valentine’s Day with this year, and nobThis here is the story of how Jack Merlot ( author/contributor to World War Nine ) felt bad that he wasn’t going to have anyone to celebrate Valentine’s Day with this year, and nobody really seemed to want to hang out with him, so, instead, Jack wrote ( with the help of his friends Ani diFranco, Miroslav Doppelbock, & Ake Kappatsu ) an Epic Poem set to music in order to convey his romantic intentions towards the elusive, but not-so-unattainable, Sisters of Pain, the Sisters Distorted, Dismay & Disdain, whom Jack has now courted.

Time will tell whether or not Jack can woo the sisters with his primitive audio workstation skillset & his juvenile delinquent sense of aesthetics. But at least this year he gave Miroslav Doppelbock and internet hi-five, threw his javelin into the air, and went for it.ody really seemed to want to hang out with him, so, instead, Jack wrote ( with the help of his friends Ani diFranco, Miroslav Doppelbock, & Ake Kappatsu ) an Epic Poem set to music in order to convey his romantic intentions towards the elusive, but not-so-unattainable, Sisters of Pain, the Sisters Distorted, Dismay & Disdain, whom Jack has now courted.

Time will tell whether or not Jack can woo the sisters with his primitive audio workstation skillset & his juvenile delinquent sense of aesthetics. But at least this year he gave Miroslav Doppelbock and internet hi-five, threw his javelin into the air, and went for it.

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