Five Nines for Snowden

World War Nine

They used to be called “White Russians”, back in the day. Now some people have got to callin’ em “Caucasians”, which I guess usually wouldn’t sit that well with some folk.

Well, not at first. But now that the curtains have closed on Shadowbroker’s Cinema, it’s time to get back to our roots, by which I mean, used to be that a man couldn’t get a 128K ISDN line installed into his treefort, the better to do “research” on Usenet, oh ho ho.

Nowadays they turn the Wi-Fi on & off, randomly, in patterns designed to provoke elemental levels of frustration in the modern mind.

Thanks for listening.

• Jack Merlot
  on behalf of World War Nine