The Chalcedony Collossus

World War Nine

The opening of the Chalcedony Collossus takes us to the Boneyard, where, prior to being the final resting place of several other Titans, goliaths, & collossi, it laid it’s marrow-filled bones out before the casual adventurer to document the eras & aeons gone by, from Mastadon to Mammoth to modern Secret Hidden Elephant Graveyard, the Boneyard is indeed a place of great mystery.

Let’s all listen in to the meandering thoughts & free-style stream of consciousness that take over the minds of Jack Merlot, his good friend & travelling companion Ake Kappatsu, & their amateur-yet-reliable master-at-arms, mister Miroslav Doppelbock, as they recongregate at the Boneyard in search of the long lost final resting place of Mata Hari herself.

• These 100% improvised files are terribly recorded, horriburu production, & suffer immensely from lack of access to basic recording staples, such as a condenser microphone.

Listen at your own peril.