blind date

Pru

Maybe driving too fast
Don’t wanna be late
First time ever
On a kinda blind date.
The guy sounds good
At least on the phone
I like his profile picture
Sick of being alone.

Gonna meet this guy
Sight unseen
Don’t wanna look too
Interested or too keen.
So wish me luck
Tonight will tell
Hope it goes good
Hope it goes well.

Blind date. Blind date.

Earlier had my ear to the phone
Like it was a glass against the wall
My bestie said, “Just be careful
But I guess it’s your call.”
“Gotta be careful, babe
Seen a lot of files
The water is calm
But full of crocodiles.”
I know she means well
Her heart is colossal
But sometimes she’s like a message
Stuck in the wrong bottle

I said, “Bees are so cool
Years ago they quit
Explaining to flies
That honey tastes better than shit.”

Blind date. Blind date.