Lime Green 4 Door Toyota

Rickey Tate

(Funny song about an embarrassing moment that turned out well.)

I was making the rounds, gaining ground on this cute little brunette
In a bar in Fort Worth, Texas, one night I’ll never forget
But then that bartender ruined my plans, he brought me back to reality
As he took the stage in a fit of rage, like he was talking right at me?

Would the owner of a Lime Green 4 Door Toyota with 2 yellow doors
Please come to the parking lot and move your car to the parking lot next door
You’re not blocking any exits. We just want your car gone!
If you’re the owner of a Lime Green 4 Door Toyota with 2 yellow doors.

O Gosh, I didn’t want to get up right now, and lose my place in line
’cause I know if I had 5 more minutes, that brunette would be mine.
I had her convinced my worthless friends had gone and abandoned me She was about to give in, then once again, that bartender cut in

If you’re the owner of a Lime Green 4 Door Toyota with 2 yellow doors
Sheepskin interior, a cardboard window, and pillows on the floor
Hey, this is your final warning, your car is getting towed
If you’re the owner of a Lime Green 4 Door Toyota with 2 yellow doors

instrumental

Well, a crowd had gathered in the parking lot to see if such a car did exist
So when I got in my car, they all had their laugh, all at my expense
But my story does not end there. No, a fortune did unfold!
When that cute little girl crawled in the back seat & said “TAXI, take me home”

Well, thank God, I’m the owner of a Lime Green 4 Door Toyota w 2 yellow doors.
Sheepskin interior, a cardboard window, and yea, those are pillows on the floor
Hey, but don’t feel sorry for me, That’s how I met my wife……
Now she’s the owner of a Lime Green 4 Door Toyota with 2 yellow doors

Oh, Lime Green 4 Door Toyota with 2 yellow doors