The most non meta song on the record. This one is about a women I knew once. Sought the attention from everyone. Would burn you the moment you didn't agree with her. Her name happens to be Angie and really thought she was everyone's saviour…

The song titles have nothing to do with the lyrics. They were just cool placeholders...then they ended up staying the titles. * Disclaimer: I understand that most of the songs on this album are pitchy and hard to listen to. I recorded all…

When I was a boy, I would ring my nan on the telephone Numbers in the holes Spin it round then let it go Nowadays.. I carry a phone in my pocket Oh stop it! Oh where will it end? When I was a lad Used a notepad when I wrote thank you…

When I was a boy, I would ring my nan on the telephone Numbers in the holes Spin it round then let it go Nowadays.. I carry a phone in my pocket Oh stop it! Oh where will it end? When I was a lad Used a notepad when I wrote thank you…

When the kids are in bed That’s the best part of the day When the kids are in bed What more can I say? we're going to watch game of thrones episodes till half past three! we say but by a quarter past nine Well we've all but fallen asleep…

Maxine turns 70 this week. Spoiler alert.. she's my mum. Happy birthday Ma!

RPM 2022. I finished a song.. does that count? Well the early bird Catches the worm Eats it up And shits it out Onto the lawn And into the dirt Where the worms crawl And use the soil to form To be eaten once more By the early birds…

Maxine turns 70 this week. Spoiler alert.. she's my mum. Happy birthday Ma!

RPM 2022. I finished a song.. does that count? Well the early bird Catches the worm Eats it up And shits it out Onto the lawn And into the dirt Where the worms crawl And use the soil to form To be eaten once more By the early birds…