Hello. Well Hello! Hello Pillow, How do you do? I'm doing mighty fine thank you, How about you? Fancy a snooze? Let's go to sleep right now x 3 Right now. Night now. Hello. Hello Pillow, And what a shitter of a day. Never…

When I was a boy, I would ring my nan on the telephone Numbers in the holes Spin it round then let it go Nowadays.. I carry a phone in my pocket Oh stop it! Oh where will it end? When I was a lad Used a notepad when I wrote thank you…

When the kids are in bed That’s the best part of the day When the kids are in bed What more can I say? we're going to watch game of thrones episodes till half past three! we say but by a quarter past nine Well we've all but fallen asleep…

RPM 2022. I finished a song.. does that count? Well the early bird Catches the worm Eats it up And shits it out Onto the lawn And into the dirt Where the worms crawl And use the soil to form To be eaten once more By the early birds…

Maxine turns 70 this week. Spoiler alert.. she's my mum. Happy birthday Ma!

I’m gonna go to the polls I’m gonna go out, gonna go now go on and vote Just to take part is a great start Take heart, take heart It may not be the end of the road. Represent me Your policies are resonating with me. Won’t you…

Mr. Keith Landry was kind enough to let me have a play around with the title track from his very excellent rpm album.. This was the outcome. If you haven't, check out Keith's album.. Tis truly a thing of beauty

A remix in lieu of a cover for the Angie Fights Crime Covers Album. I can't sing in my house at the moment since it either wakes up the 5 month old, or pisses off the 3 year old. So I thought I'd try something different. The original, is very…

Mother your an a hole I know cos father said so when you left for bingo he said you was a pain in the ass Father you're a dick head I know cos uncle mick said when mum and him were in bed they said you was a total douche ah but its…

When I lay me down to sleep Don't send me to heaven Cos heaven knows it must be busy up there & I've never been one for crowds I'd sooner go to hell if the people there didn't talk as loud. And while we're on the subject Why's…