Detour (acappella)
Alex Dionisio
[Verse 1]
Checkout is such an open sore
At the library the doors were closed
Hey, you’re following too close
Inspection guys they cut corners
No shopping when the sun lowers
I’ll have to do it when the clucks show up
Can’t wear AirPods when I’m in the shower
I don’t have wings and I can’t fly
Can’t see my parents ‘cause that damn guy
Parents don’t see me, no damn time
Can’t see the future due to the
Fact that I have a path that I move on
Situations
[Verse 2]
I have flare-ups of anxiety; do you
Have to exist where I happen to be?
Have to fire on all pistons when
I’m back in the line of duty with y’all bitches
Can’t pet a squirrel, you’re all vicious
I have to live on the same planet as you
Have to wipe my ass when my bowels move
It’s not something that animals do though, ya know
Situations
[Verse 3]
The microbiome of my workplace
Is enough to make dirt taste great
Can’t run over you with a car
I’ll get in trouble with the laws in cop cars
Don’t know what you’re living for
That info they don’t give it up
I don’t know everything there is to know
Rappers use proper nouns but they are not useful
It’s situations