Pizzilla

Alex Dionisio

A man walks into a bar, looking like a faggoty-ass Austin Powers, sideburns long
After about an hour, he’s about had four or five
He says, “bartender, give me another one, put it on ice”

“Don’t you think you’ve had enough?”

“I’ll tell you when”

It goes all up in smoke
A few burly men pin him down
He says, “get off me now”
He says, “I’m fine, just give me some of those cheese sticks fried, about four or five”

He says, “I think these are only for people with common sense and decency, alright?”

He says, “how dare you? I’m about to go home and get real weird with this dude I just abducted I’m gonna fuck with”

He says, “alright, security, come get this motherfucker”

All of a sudden he pulls out this gun and aims upward
(gun-blast)
He says, “alright, I’ve had it, if you call the cops, I’m gonna do some serious damage”

And all of a sudden then everything is quiet
The bartender looks around, he needs a drink now and a smoke
And the smoke before, it dissipated

You heard this prick elated, thinks he’s gonna make it
But all of a sudden his phone goes off
And in the meantime, this one guy goes off, pins him down
He’s find this pinned-down man again
Think of how this ends, yeah

This dude is a disruption, a menace to society, miserable, a reject and a loser
He’s stupid as fuck
Everybody takes their turn chucking fists at him
Putting their boots all on up where his nuts had been, and
Before you know it, he looks like crushed lasagna
That’s done for this motherfucker, yeah
Feed him to the dog that’s out back

What happens to a man that’s fall flat on his ass in the scene of life
He’s taken out by the rest of the people in life