loops i hate you. i hate how easy you made this. just kidding. this was a shhtload of fun.

This song was written at a time when Darrin and Jim lived in different states. This was Sha-Pink's first Internet song.

We originally wrote this song on a cheap home style kind of a Yamaha keyboard and a pair of Cobra walkie talkies. This studio version is much better. We kept the bleeps from the walkie talkies.

The Floyd Tremolo was busted on my Jackson guitar, but we recorded anyway. Why not?

Recorded during a strange phase of the band. We discovered that touch tone phones were wonderful musical instruments.

Recorded during a strange phase of the band. We discovered that touch tone phones were wonderful musical instruments.

Dedicated to all of the Dracula Girls who have passed through our lives - with love.

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