rpm 2011 I don't want to wake up Don't want to watch tv Don't want to go to work No desire to read Don't want to take out the trash Don't want to take off my shades Don't want to mow the yard I've got better things to do Surfin round…

rpm 2011 You told me kid, better quit fucking around But I could see my ass from a hole in the ground And you told me son enjoy it while you can And not it's too late cause I'm an old man Too fuckingo ld to be useful To fucking old to…

rpm 2011 You complain that's what you're good at doing Lay around without a care at all Nobody understands your feelings Maybe it's the video games and alcohol Well I have got a solution for you And maybe you might even like it too…

rpm 2011 Friends hate you in every way You fuck them over every day Jobless homeless knocked up too Revolving cycle is what you do 2 cars on blocks in the front yard Complain how life is really hard Think you don’t deserve this pain…

rpm 2011 Taking taking all her money Taking taking all her sweat Taking taking all her money Taking taking all her tears What do you give back? (shark attack) Taking taking all her love Taking taking all her life Taking taking all her love Taking…

This is just another middle of the road pile of trot, this time about the amazing instant classics I write, but am so protective of that I daren't let any of you hear. No one will ever hear them. Sorry, but I'm afraid this shite will just have…

Second pretty little interlude.. this time, the light, the hope!

3rd one for RPM2011. This is an 'oh you'll never get to heaven' type affair inspired by a beer my mate introduced me too. The song is basically about drinking yourself to death and having one up on the healthy brigade having made a rather spectacular…

This song is sort of about making a clean break, killing off the lead character in your story and burying him along with all his sins before the inevitable happens, and the bad guy gets his. Initially came from a jam with my mate Ben Price who…

One of two pretty little interludes for the album, both of which are based around a guitar part Gary did for me. I've put different synth chords behind each of them to cover the two sides of the lady that inspired the full song, Jekyll & Hyde…