In Which Our Hero Realizes That It's Not A Thing But Everything. The title is taken from a line in "The Third Man." First rule is, "The laws of opportunity." Second rule is, "Be nice to possibility." Third rule is, "Don't talk to probability…

...and then I die. Seriously. I've got it all worked out. Give a brother a hand, wouldya?

Maybe I need one.

A lady on the radio was talking about someone named Johnny. Found a picture of someone named Johnny. Opened it in Audacity, looped it, sped it up, made it rock and roll.

In my search for tones to animate I came up with a picture of nine post-it notes. It bothered me.

I'm very happy with this, even though it completely froze my computer up.

I give up. On everything. I become obsessed with tea and incense a while back. So I bought some of the best and most interesting I could find. Which in itself is great, as I have no money to speak of, but... Anyway, I quickly tired of both…

Things got a little weird. I came to the conclusion that in order to solve the problem of my heart, it would be best to not want to have one. A heart, that is.

Yeah, and I here I am giving a shit again. I mean, I've made it this far. 62! And now I want it to be over with again, like I did when I was 9 and 16 and 28 and 33 and 43 and 55? At least I'm consistent.

Jesse's spirit animal is the sloth. On the other hand, he's extraordinarily greedy. Top up the food and he's in there first. Freshen up the water, and he's on the scene. It's so bad that we have to lock him up at wet food time or he'll go from…