I've been told that the lyrics are a bit "creepy". I guess I should note that my songs are NOT autobiographical!

This is for everyone who ever gave a hand when they were needed.

A major thing, This began as I sat down to lunch and did some musing about my old wind-up gramophone, as food poisoning set in I spent the rest of the day lying in bed thinking of lyrics, getting up to type them in, throwing up, and going back…

I had a go at channeling Ray Charles for this one, I just forgot to channel his talent.

Still looking for Miss Right...

This was the last piece recorded for the album, I wrote it over 10 years ago after the death of my Grandmother. The events of February 22 in my homw town of Christchurch, New Zealand, the earthquake that broke our city, put me in a similary sombre…

This is for when you get blocked out...

This is for everyone who ever gave a hand when they were needed.

This is for everyone who ever gave a hand when they were needed.

Ok, Who HASN'T had the fantasy about the hot librarian? This was originally intended to be sung by a friend of mine with a much higher range, but a massive earthquake disrupted the schedule. I wound up singing it down an octave, trying to do…