Catfishing From The Bridge - MN Coffee Table Gang

Colleen Dillon

Uploaded November 16, 2023 12:01am.

This was one of the most hilarious songwriting sessions we’ve had in a long time…. One for all the single people still searching for the elusive LTR out there - a classic with Greg Connor - guitar, Mark Lofgren - guitar and lead vocals, yours truly on vocals, and a two time and now permanent member of the coffee table gang Joel Schaubert on bass. Same format… pick a topic - write it and record it over the coffee table in two hours…. AWESOME!

Catfishing from the Bridge

Verse 1
I have a lot of good traits
But I’m prone to lie
I’m taller
I’m younger
A whole lot funner
And I’m a sensitive guy
I’ve been scrolling for days now
And you just caught my eye
It’s been such a long season
Oh how I try

Verse 2
My profile is brilliant
But I’m full of crap
I’m richer
I’m stronger
A world traveler
Can you imagine that
I’ve been scrolling for days now
And you just caught my eye
It’s been such a long season
I ask myself why

Chorus
If I’m honest I’m a liar
you must be looking for fire
Wondering why you want to hang around
with an idiot like me

“This is the bridge”
I know my profile is stunning
But I can see you running
And I’m catfishing from the bridge

Verse 3
Your smile and your lies
Got you to the plate
something smells like rotten fish
And it’s only our first date
I’ve been scrolling for days now
And you just caught my eye
It’s been such a long season
And you’re not my guy

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