c}{imps 8 my ears

after a long trip into the professional zone…we need to go ape

i was in your dreams last night/ and this is how we now fight.
(this song features a CNC milling machine)

im just a nudist with no park/ just feel my way round in the dark/hiding under smiles/is a world dangerous with anger/discomforts when felt youd like to disengageyer/responsibility to a mindful existence/ know i cant have just one….

here we gouge out the electric eyes of the world/ right here…here we adore blind sink faucets and blind paper towel dispensers/they need a helping hand

pronouns blasted my buns/ high slitted nuns/ speaking only in pun/ white clicking tongues/ salivating on a sponge/build a house out of dung/ smile till your done….

so lofigh im scammin vistaprint/ to spread my message an pay my rent/ my laptop battery is just a keyboard stand/ dead weight for me to carry as a level this band….

lord orthodontist/ive surgically sinned/my weight in apples fed to donkeys/ a dot on the landscape/ precious and pinned/ x marks the cavity…..

i need a bag of carrots/ gotta have a crunchy snack/ wanna get some celery/ think ill rob a produce market/ get some beets broccolli and lettuce leaf/ when it comes around throw potatoes in the donation baskets

tonight was a lubricated marathon/ four hours long and three with my tongue/ but like a flock a seagulls i ran/ your singing so far away like dire straits/ now tell me please/ how do i get you off my face?

if my head were just a little bigger/ i might be able to fit a hat/ on the cold plains my microcephaly/ has proved most dangerously/ that i lack/ proper blood flow over the top of my skull/ hypothermic conditions\ my foolishness sets in….

wide round rooms in a flooded basement/ an archipelago/ submerged in laundry sudz …

welcome to the trashion show/ this is the pick of the litter/ as far as garbage goes/ discarded treasures discovered bring hither/ old alarm clocks never die/sculpted tinfoil glitters/on plastic knives old food has dried/ plastic christmas will never wither…

oversized lollipops in black plastic wrappers/the actual content a sour contention/between the courts and the classes/of shopkeepers and owners/ one free spot left in town/ to abide…(what the fuck does that say?)to abide tenanting of a carraige/ the signs forbidding purchase for free/ clad…read more

im gonna tell you a story/ about the war/ no, not vietnam/ no, not afghanistan/ talkin bout world war two/ but it doesnt start there/ it starts with my granpappy/ my grandfather was famous in the pacific northwest/ with his bulldozer he could build perfect roads through virgin mountains/ smashing…read more

i want very badly/to grip you and squeeze/overpower your bad feelings/overtake my own misgivings/ i wanna bury my face/ in that warm wet place/ between your thighs/ howl into that dark cavern/ may you crush my skull/ when you come/ tickled pink and laughing….

i wear a rabbit suit in public/ i like to get my wick trimmed/ silly, kinda slick though/ hard to find my own faults/ wont refuse a taco….

the first song off our new album. its caled song 11. basically a keyboard and drum solo with a locomotive horn recorded from my bedroom.

i felt it had been far too long since i penned an epic. a true ballz on the table noise epic. a visceral expose. a seventeen minute mindmeld with hot wheels spaulding. ill donate ten cents for every alonetoner who listens to it all.

how long do you think weve been doing this?

two kinds of cheese

i got together with my former writing partner and we made noise, which i recorded, and now you are hearing it.

straight up, a visceral melding of human body parts and automobile scraps

technically, im a sociopath, not a musician. but my former writing partner, who plays with me on this live performance can actually play songs.

what did you say? extreme detournement?

id call this song the ballad of the ensemble so far. very quiet by the standards this otherwise brashly overstated noise opera sets.

ahhhh, a live album, well, performed live and then, yup, you got it, touched up. touched by a sound pervert.

a nearly dubstep instrumental involving a pitch shifted casio some windy reverb noises and a beat that thoroughly enjoys itself.

a little backwards guitar in the beginning, turnins itself around surrounded by slowmo bass chatter opens into a riffing squalling storm of noise

a beautiful instrumental with feathers

a theory that we all desire a common good

this one has some tea in its balls

its thence, ohhhh its thence

slimy

fighting the good fuzzfight

a strikingly LOUD piece

hahahahahahahahahah
the return of the inimitable is inevitable

so thats ten songs on chimps, now to upload to hot wheels spaulding and lick lichens, twenty tracks all together, and the most interesting stuff.

nearly an acoustic solo

sci fi

i gave up on my expectations of this project, and i am happy with the results

basically i gave up

theres a harmonica in here somewhere

we didnt have the focus to write lyrics for the ambitiuous list of twenty tracks.

this was a rough month

my first and last rock song ever, so fuckin enjoy it

OH YOU KNOW here ya go my first track for this RPM challenge 2012

fourth and final song of our latest album.

limps into pace, and holds some grace.
a duet, between jupiter on keyboard and hot wheels on the six string.

a modded duet, jupiter on the keyboard and hot wheels on an acoustic guitar. the music hearkens an otherworldy sunrise.

it’s true, the return of the chimps. these two crazy monkeys got together for a recording session after nearly a year without playing together. the results of the musical contact are a short album. this is the first song written by C8ME since last years RPM challenge. and for those of you…read more

theres always another side to the story

this is definitely not accoustic. my room mate and good friend dave diesel sings on this track.

it was impossible to do an accoustic version of an electronic game. so instead i present something more akin to what is known in texas as ‘skrewed’
actually i think this is my favorite recent remix from RPM

jupiter is going to be impossible to replace, she wrote this song in its entirety, i just helped line up the tracks a little. her voice is one of the finest i’ve heard, AND she used to sleep with me. If the Chimping continues without her is yet to be seen, but it wont be the same.

now hiring…read more

i called this one acoustic, even though we made it with an old casio keyboard, because i stripped it out down to the most basic parts, gone are the jackhammers and machine gun drums…

this version is very simple

this one had to get shortened, because to accomodate the acoustic material

another naked ditty

hahahahahahahaha
laughter heals the soul and body

i wanted to see what this would sound like stripped bare. you should all laugh at me.

in creep out
you bloe my mind
creep me out
all the time
i wish rain were a flower
and blooming pour over this world
its over its ended
your dreams
have been rendered.
already its been proven
there is no nation
just a dry skeleton
of words and bureaus and killer enforcers
of order and ju$tice…read more

comin down from the fly shakimunis trajectory
seat 14-c on the 747
questioning life death
and all things transitory
thru the skymall pages
shave the dome
direct the signal
from manic malicious self indulgent loneliness
like a handmade quoddy
shaping with tenderness
and the for directions of the…read more

antiquary february
queen annes lace is tucked away
in bureaus of dirt

america is a state of micro-managed fascism.
its many laws are the product of overpaid lawyer, judges, politicians, police, and pundits.
compulsory schooling streamlines personality traits,
departmentalized careers collapse cognition.
CIAFBIDHSNSALPD
making policy and lying about EVERYTHING…read more

monsanto monsanto, you GMO HO
monsanto monsanto, money is the wrong kind of green to grow.

i’ve decided to be an infectious disease.
i’ve decided to be the answer,
the reconstructor.
reanimating that which is dead inside of you.
and if i pretended that i must have a holistic cleansing,
i have proven that it cannot be,
change must spread like an infection,
to take hold, consuming…read more

…and when the bird fell out of its nest the weight of its bum, dropped into the snow…
…nestling down and not realizing it hadn’t left its nest at all…
…but it thought that it was a softer nest, a cleaner nest, one without the sticks and branches digging into its backside…

This song features a ukele…
your thoughts are real,
but are they only in your head?
go get it free instead.
eat a pickle on a picnic
on greenland island
on the artic sea.
the iron ball will knock it down
we’ll build demolition huts
with our asbestos afghans.
throughout the nuclear winter,
after…read more

gushing surge of opulence,
cavaliers to complete nonsense.
the true soldiers of misfortune
are mings and chengs
drowning in the democratic fabric from our nation.

i see a path,
it’s a trail.
i see a road,
thru these woods.
And on that road,
we move so fast.
we move so fast,
it changes us.
and we make the changes
we move so fast,
wheels sprout under us,
then they become wings.
and it changes us.
and not all of these changes are even remotely good.
so if…read more

im glad i got to live in an era during which science disproves itself and affirms the nature of a divine. certainly glad to have narrowly escaped the age of reason..

ahhhhh divine resurrection….

psychoanalysis is for crazy people

happy MLK-civil rights day.
the shadow government will be brought into the light.
http://current.com/news/92924937_martin-luther-king-assassinated-by-us-government-mlk-civil-trial-decision.htm

the age of the barbarian king is comin back around. keep your drones safe, cause the savage nature of man is going to rip yer circuits out. and emotions will be free at last from the tyranny of right and wrong and the group conscious will be no longer unconscious.

Dwaraka used to be a coastal city, until ancient world governments collapsed in a hyper space alien war which shifted the continental plates of earth. The aliens have been in hiding ever since, but their robots are the topics of front page news.

it’s really not

happy new year alonetone.
woo 2099 RPM challenge here we come!

I just found this on my hard drive. It is a mash of
bruce hamilton (allenson/oldani/sundstrom) to which i added my own track, which was chunk a. thus creating a derivative called chunk b.

have a little cognitive dissonance, on me, merry christmas!

http://current.com/news/92885943_earth-the-insane-asylum.htm

Mohamed Osman Mohamud like all domestic terrorists was a pawn for the FBI.

first song featuring both chimps since like well, forever ago. just a taste of future calamity in the musicverse

this is a synstrumental acoustic guitar track. It is a jaggedy song, it takes many turns, bumps into walls etc.

LITTLE TYKES INDESTRUCTIBLE EVEN TO A DRUNK LUNATIC PIANO

no thanks

a little story then, I like to turn on the mic several minutes before I begin to play, so I can forget I am being recorded.

this is the first time a c}{imp produciton has been remixed by an out of house DJ. funny how DJ is still appropriate acronym when you slip Digital in for Disc. I got a little message the other day from Cave Street that he was having fun with one of my acoustic guitar solos. I am very excited…read more

there’s nothing wrong with freezer pizza

i dont think i fret a single string in this ditty.
supposed to be an harmonic orchestra handmade effects like type

the beginning of this acoustic guitar solo is a toneful expression, at around 2:00 minutes it takes off on an adventure.

around….this is a straight up acoustic guitar track, with no tempo manipulation of any sort.