i felt it had been far too long since i penned an epic. a true ballz on the table noise epic. a visceral expose. a seventeen minute mindmeld with hot wheels spaulding. ill donate ten cents for every alonetoner who listens to it all.

how long do you think weve been doing this?

two kinds of cheese

i got together with my former writing partner and we made noise, which i recorded, and now you are hearing it.

straight up, a visceral melding of human body parts and automobile scraps

technically, im a sociopath, not a musician. but my former writing partner, who plays with me on this live performance can actually play songs.

what did you say? extreme detournement?

id call this song the ballad of the ensemble so far. very quiet by the standards this otherwise brashly overstated noise opera sets.

ahhhh, a live album, well, performed live and then, yup, you got it, touched up. touched by a sound pervert.

a nearly dubstep instrumental involving a pitch shifted casio some windy reverb noises and a beat that thoroughly enjoys itself.

a little backwards guitar in the beginning, turnins itself around surrounded by slowmo bass chatter opens into a riffing squalling storm of noise

a beautiful instrumental with feathers

a theory that we all desire a common good

this one has some tea in its balls

its thence, ohhhh its thence

slimy

fighting the good fuzzfight

a strikingly LOUD piece

hahahahahahahahahah the return of the inimitable is inevitable

so thats ten songs on chimps, now to upload to hot wheels spaulding and lick lichens, twenty tracks all together, and the most interesting stuff.