Big Slab

Lyrics:

Baby, I don’t have too many friends outside of this biker gang.
And I’m beginning to think I’d like to keep it that way.
Everyone here in the gang likes to snort amphetamines.
If it’s okay with you we can get jumped in today.

I know you don’t like leather, baby.
And that you can’t stand tattoos.
But that big slab is calling out to me.
This gang rides tonight, mama,
And I can’t afford to wait around here for you.

Baby, we could make so many friends in this outlaw biker gang.
There’s dues paying chapters in twenty-six states.
As part of our joining this gang we’ll have to shoot amphetamines
And I got a twenty, we can do this today.

I know you don’t like needles, baby.
That’s why you don’t want tattoos (no you don’t).
But this mainline here is calling out to me.
This gang rides tonight, mama
And we can’t afford to wait around this town for you.

No, we can’t wait around for you.

©2007 D. Marcouillier