Lyrics: In this hive I survive With my bees. You’re the thing That I sting When I please. What if this Played itself out Exactly as I feared? I’ll save that For when I’m old And I’ve got birds nesting in my beard…

Lyrics: Later in the evening, and I heard sirens all around. Then I get up this morning, Seabrook Plant had melted down. I turned on my radio, they told me “this is not a test.” “You’ll most likely be a mutant by the morning but we wish…

Lyrics: The list of things I meant to do Is hidden somewhere safe In a drawer or in my shoe Where I know it won’t escape. The list of things I meant to be In a box beside my bed That I don’t open up to see. I don’t want that in my…

Lyrics: Well I might forgive or I might forget you But this time, baby, I ain’t gonna let you Be bringing me down and treat me so unkind. You know it’s a shame we never made it But there ain’t no way we could ever recreate it Something…

Lyrics: I was walking down the street Looking for a place to eat When I saw a legless man praying for lost souls. He had Electric Jesus on a tape recorder And every time he played it the tape got shorter Until all that was left was the…

Lyrics: I want your soul. I want your soul. I want your soul. I want your soul. I want your soul. I want your soul. I want your soul. I want your soul. © 2008 David Marcouillier

Lyrics: Christmas time is coming, You can tell by the snow. But before you go shopping I just want you to know. This might sound funny But I’m being sincere. Please just give me money So I can get what I want this year. I’ve got…

Lyrics: Thank you for the Christmas present. I appreciate the gift. And I’ll be sure to thank you more Once I find out what it is. The wrapping paper’s laminated In about three rolls of tape. I understand it’s in your plan To see these…

Lyrics: How much will it cost to mail this fruitcake? The one that I have baked with so much care. Tell me, what’s the postal rate, and how long will it take, And will it still be fresh when it gets there? I stayed up all night just…

Lyrics: What’s the deal with egg nog, Why can’t I find it all year long? If I can get milk and I can get eggs, And I can find myself a steady supply of nutmeg, Why can’t I find my favorite beverage Except from around Thanksgiving until…

Lyrics: Merry Christmas. Here is my gift for you...

Lyrics: Eat your Thanksgiving turkey then Black Friday comes, Let the corporate oppressors rejoice. Time to ring up astronomical sums… Trim up your tree, deck out your halls… Bring all of your credit cards down to the malls… You need…

Lyrics: If only you’d come home for Christmas I wouldn’t have to be alone this Christmas With someone to call my own At Christmas time this year. You know it seems like every Christmas season That you are either gone or you are leaving…

Lyrics: By now the Christmas spirit’s soaring. Give me presents or I’ll throw a fit. The baby Jesus story’s boring. Let’s put the X into it… Let’s put the X into X-Mas. After all, it’s all about the gifts. I want a gold plated Lexus…

Lyrics: Well I gave at the office And I gave at the store. I gave to lost children Then I gave some more. But the joy of the season has turned into hell. If I gave you a thousand dollars Would you stop ringing that bell? I gave to…

Okay, this is the "finished" version... Lyrics: I’ve been meaning to get drunk and try to forget you. Instead, I’m finding new ways to just upset you. Baby, I just can’t stay in my mind, Unintended and unsung, just like all the bad bad…

Lyrics: I’ve been meaning to get drunk and try to forget you. Instead, I’m finding new ways to just upset you. Baby, I just can’t stay in my mind, Unintended and unsung, just like all the bad bad things I’ve done. Baby, that’s and old…

Lyrics: Well I get up this morning And I seen my bluebird gone. Well I get up this morning And I seen my bluebird gone. My garden’s full of weevils And there’s vultures on my lawn. I’m a put the word out, baby. Where can my bluebird…

Lyrics: Love is a mild catatonia When you suspend your disbelief. It can beat you down, it’s like pneumonia. It’s something you catch and don’t release. It’s a debt without restitution, A series of rules that you must break. I might…

Lyrics: Well you know everything is changing, you can’t tell which way to go. It’s just booze, guns, and acid, and one huge pile of blow. I gotta make some corrections, it’s not hard to see. Maybe find myself a holy man to take this devil…