Ready for Anything
Dweeb
Note: this song is not autobiographical. Approximate lyrics:
Ready for anything
Got a 15 month supply of beans
Storing it all away
Freeze-dried rations for 100 days
Fillin my ammo box
Wonderin if every one of them will stop
Planning it all ahead
Either me or them will probably end up dead
List of the things I need
Get enough, survival guaranteed
The bunker filling up
Hide from the government corrupt
A solar panel spread
Power up my phone keep the info in my head
Harden the wiring
Gets to hard to think of everything
Gettin me a thing or two
Survive the boogaloo
Even atomic war
Might need to build a bigger store
Gotta repopulate
Fill the world with my type of people more
Survival fantasy
I hope and hope, that I didn’t waste my money on
Things that I’ll never need
It might help if I get me another gun