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Wrote this as a thank-you to someone who has been very kind to me, and who REALLY likes photography.
Lyrics:
Waking up on a dreary morn
Eatin a big bowl of flakes of corn
Read a text at 9 am
55 minutes or the chance will end
R…
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This song is for everyone who has failed at their Assertiveness Training.
Lyrics:
Sittin
Spinnin
Doin evrythin but winnin
Startin to talk but instead I cough
like an angel hell-bent on sinnin
Moanin
Groanin
fightin with my demon…
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I asked Olivia to name something (in three or four syllables) that causes her consternation. Her answer, "Society". Sometimes she follows my scratch vocal line when I record a demo for her, this time she just let it rip, and it is probably the…
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This song features my first attempt at recording myself playing a drumkit. I only did four takes, sorry.
Lyrics:
They’re gonna say I stole this song
And I knew it all along
They own the copyright on C, G, C, G, D
They’re gonna sue the…
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This one is the only track that I am a little disappointed in. I thought it would be a banger and a lead-off track, but I had trouble getting it to exactly where I thought it would be. I think the problem is that I am nowhere near as good a singer…
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I had some trouble with this one, but I think I have wrestled it into shape. The guitar solo at the end was supposed to fade out after 10 or 15 seconds, but I had such fun doing it that I left the whole thing in. What the heck…
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I still love the old version of Ugo Rez, and think of a reason to use it every year.
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I love to wake on a monday
puttin my clothes on
Startin my day
I love to drive on the highway
smiling people…
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Yes, I’m learning about “The Circle of Fifths”. Decided to blow some Harmonica again.
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I finally realized what I been doing wrong all these years
But everything I say…
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A song about the popular tile-laying game:
http://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/822/carcassonne
Lyrics:
You flip a tile off the stack and then you spin it
We give you lots of good advice
You finally put it down and put a meeple in it
I'm…
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A song about the old-time Avalon Hill wargame:
http://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/4168/blitzkrieg
Lyrics:
I was born to lead a Blitzkrieg
Cardboard armies everywhere
The land is covered with a grid of hexagons
That will henceforth be called…
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I have never written a song about the RPM Challenge itself, until now. Have we really been here for 15 years? It needed to be fun, it needed to be a great dance number. I had the gtr riff, and realized it would be even better as a horn line. The…
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An ode to forests.
The verse lyrics are based on the poem "Aston Hall" by my friend, Natalie Doig.
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1) Fly according to fixed wing aerodynamics, while rolling when turning, thus losing lift.
2) Coordinate with a limited number of interaction neighbors.
3) Stay above a sleeping site and when they happen to move outwards from the site…
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1) Be a complementary force to the alignment that they call the change of leadership.
2) Use attraction, alignment and avoidance and extended this with a number of traits.
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I've been having a few issues with my mental health. But I know what they are and I'm going to try and fix them! Part of my RPM 2015 effort
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Now appearing in the movie "Going Cardboard: A Boardgame Documentary". See http://www.boardgamemovie.com/
A song about a classic boardgame: http://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/13/the-settlers-of-catan
Lyrics:
You find a table and put…
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This song is legit awesome and DAVE IS THE MAN!!!
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Worked with a couple of college interns last year who'd never heard of any band I like. I felt like an asshole bragging about going to shows that happened 20 years before they were born.
Lyrics:
Oldie Bear was there at woodstock
Dancin…
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Cave Street
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Like the bass line on this one especially. Really fun album, Dave. I like hearing you do different things with your voice. I'd like to hear some more vocal experimentation from you! Excellent RPM!
I wrote this song for my brother, who'd recently had surgery. Yes, I know it's long. I cut something close to three minutes out of it...FWIW it's supposed to butt right up against the next track "Oldie Bear" but you can't really do that in an…
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Cave Street
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Dave, I think this is one of your best songs & best vocals, love the effect on the guitar break too.
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A post on the Facebook RPM group featured a quote from an aging Dave Grohl complaining about Kids These Days and Their Terrible Music, pointing out that the current number-one song was about someone's butt. So, I wrote a song about my butt…
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I wrote this from the point of an old person, such as myself, but my vocals came out so bad that I had to get Olivia to sing it for me.
Lyrics:
Looking over a modern meme
It's the worst that I've ever seen
Everything looks a little strange…
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Old Fart.
Part of the duo named The Overdose with Olivia Winthrop.
from Swarthmore, PA
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