Write-in contest for the second-to-last line of this song. I've gone through about 20 different ones, all terrible.

... and even if they are totally earnest in doing their jobs professionally, the execution of their work certainly has political consequences and must not be allowed to escape public scrutiny...

I'm probably not a good enough singer for four-part vocal harmony. Or maybe I should space the parts out more?

AAAAARGH HOW ABOUT PLAYING THOSE NOTES EVENLY THEN?

DULCIMER TIME EVERYONE.

AAAAARGH HOW ABOUT PLAYING THOSE NOTES EVENLY THEN?

This will sound way different after I, um, fix all my mistakes on my computer. Or at least the most egregious ones. Wevs.

This is the cautionary tale of a guy that becomes addicted to coffee to fit in with his friends, investigates harder drugs, and decides to give himself low-level lead poisoning and toxoplasmosis.

Dedicated to everyone that's written a lazy article or book about the characteristics of my generation. Lift up one finger, let's have another go-around.

I'm too dumb to think about this anyway...