Lyrics: By now the Christmas spirit’s soaring. Give me presents or I’ll throw a fit. The baby Jesus story’s boring. Let’s put the X into it… Let’s put the X into X-Mas. After all, it’s all about the gifts. I want a gold plated Lexus…

Lyrics: If only you’d come home for Christmas I wouldn’t have to be alone this Christmas With someone to call my own At Christmas time this year. You know it seems like every Christmas season That you are either gone or you are leaving…

Lyrics: Eat your Thanksgiving turkey then Black Friday comes, Let the corporate oppressors rejoice. Time to ring up astronomical sums… Trim up your tree, deck out your halls… Bring all of your credit cards down to the malls… You need…

Lyrics: Merry Christmas. Here is my gift for you...

Lyrics: What’s the deal with egg nog, Why can’t I find it all year long? If I can get milk and I can get eggs, And I can find myself a steady supply of nutmeg, Why can’t I find my favorite beverage Except from around Thanksgiving until…

Lyrics: How much will it cost to mail this fruitcake? The one that I have baked with so much care. Tell me, what’s the postal rate, and how long will it take, And will it still be fresh when it gets there? I stayed up all night just…

Lyrics: Thank you for the Christmas present. I appreciate the gift. And I’ll be sure to thank you more Once I find out what it is. The wrapping paper’s laminated In about three rolls of tape. I understand it’s in your plan To see these…

Lyrics: Christmas time is coming, You can tell by the snow. But before you go shopping I just want you to know. This might sound funny But I’m being sincere. Please just give me money So I can get what I want this year. I’ve got…

Lyrics: I want your soul. I want your soul. I want your soul. I want your soul. I want your soul. I want your soul. I want your soul. I want your soul. © 2008 David Marcouillier