She left me at the altar.

To the woman who was going wayyyyyyy to fast for my taste.

This is for the young woman who really didn't know what she wanted.

This song is the best example of the kind of relationships I had during my high school years. High school, high drama, high insecurity.

The final song on this year's RPM album. Who knew I could fall in love with an accountant? What's up with that? ER

She's not what she first appeared to be.

I tried and tried but I just couldn't get it right. ER

The postman doesn't *ring* twice . . .

This is something I'm sure many officers have experienced. ER

The auto mechanic of my dreams. ER

This is a song about the dark, even ugly side of workplace romances. There are people, men and women alike, who will do or say anything to succeed. This is about a man who does just that. ER

Variation on the "Doctor Feelgood" theme.

Better watch what you say. She'll record everything even if she never writes anything down. ER

Nuthin' temporary about it!

Honestly in love . . . or at least lust.

Was she really looking at me?

Since you've all been such good boys and girls this year, I decided I should give you all a present. Here is a song written by yours, truly, and sung by the incredible Inge Meijer. I can't say enough about what an great job she did on the song…

Literally hot off the press, this is how my life is going right now. (c)2012 T.A.Beckett I used to work in an office. White collar job just the same. Order this and order that. Put the Devil to shame. Then one day the boss man Asked me to change…

This was written during one of my extended absences from home. I'll post the lyrics as soon as I find them. Enjoy. ER

This one is much more of a pop song, with a bouncy bass line underscoring the lyrics, which is an ode to teenage impatience. Enjoy. ER