Syllables has too Many syllables to make Really good haiku.

Syllables has too Many syllables to make Really good haiku.

Poor Mxyzptlk! Never pulled one over on Superman for long.

The National Parks: America's Best Idea, Ken Burns directed.

Just above five leaves, Trim the dead blossoms often. Watch out for the thorns!

Ayn Rand, an author? Tiresome conservative Drivel I ignore!

How soon we forget: Past leaders acted the same As today's leaders.

Misbehaving Dems, Tax and spend without an end. What would Jesus do?

God loves SUVs And shit-kickin' country songs. Guns, guts, and glory.

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