Tied up, fourteen-all. Coiled tight, yet poised, until He hears, "Ready . . . fence!"

The curse of our time: Cellular stupidity. Can you hear me now?

Answering machine. You might have something to say When you hear the beep. Those who have my home phone number know that this has been my actual answering machine message for over a year.

Instrumental

I've grown quite adept At preventing severe falls. Balance: my good friend.

RPM Challenge: Twenty eight (nine) days to record Your next masterpiece!

This could have been an out-take from the Austin Powers soundtrack, thus the title. ;) Gear used: MT-32 & sampled junk percussion.

Acoustic guitar, woodwinds, and junk percussion samples.

Acoustic mellow woodwindy stuff with a bit of menacing Monotron.

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