Ray Bans typify 80s cool. Am I too old? Son says, "Dad, those fail!"

Believe in something, But not what they dream about; Their dreams are evil.

Believe in something, But not what they dream about; Their dreams are evil.

Antidisestab- lishmentarism: too many sylla- (bles?)

9/11, I . . . (Do I have survivor's guilt?) . . . worked a normal day.

Got to get going! Only ninety days remain To pen forty more. (I'd reached the halfway mark for eighty haiku; I must have written this sometime in November 2011.)

Answering machine. You might have something to say When you hear the beep. Those who have my home phone number know that this has been my actual answering machine message for over a year.