Sometimes I surprise Even myself. So many Masks; which one to choose?

Traffic fines doubled In the road construction zone. Slow down for the cones.

Memory creates A world from possible pasts. Soon it's gone again.

Poor Mxyzptlk! Never pulled one over on Superman for long.

Bleak frugality-- Scrimp, save, can barely make it-- The unsung percent.

Opportunity. Why do so many windows Remain unopen?

I couldn't think of a dumber title for this, so I went with this one. BTW, it's my favorite track on the album hands down. Too bad I couldn't match it with a haiku. It's just as well: perhaps vocals would have spoiled it. ;)

They without honor Rule iron-fisted, never Earning our respect.

Flesh-eating zombies, Aliens, robots, vampires! B-movie madness!

Ray Bans typify 80s cool. Am I too old? Son says, "Dad, those fail!"

The forecast looks good: Some say rain is on the way. Skiers pray for snow!

Syllables has too Many syllables to make Really good haiku.

Rhyme: difficult when Writing a three-line poem. Make ev'ry word count.

Rhyme: difficult when Writing a three-line poem. Make ev'ry word count.

At last all comes out: Petty details of my past Scribbled 'pon this page

It is not unwise To believe in one's own worth: Self-esteem shines through.

Sometimes my mail Stacks up for days and days and Email? The same. (Technically not a haiku if you pronounce "mail" as one syllable. Oh well.)

Happily enslaved Or free but miserable-- Which one would you choose?

Composing these lines-- Electrical pulses fire. Creativity!

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