LIFE IS HARSH IN THE LAND OF GHOSTS THEME PARK
by Frankenstein Sound Lab
- 00. Hexenhammer 1:44
- 01. Starless & Bible Black 2:11
- 02. The Dark Is Rising 2:17
- 03. Hand Of Glory 2:23
- 04. Brain In A Jar 1:36
- 05. Imprint 2:21
- 06. Paradox Voyeur 2:05
- 07. Star Of Ill-Omen 2:30
- 08. The Night Has Teeth 1:29
- 09. Plague Pit 1:58
- 10. Beware The Ancestors 2:36
- 11. Skeleton Crew 1:49
- 12. Unlucky For Some 2:01
- 13. The Unquiet Dead 1:28
- 14. Accidental Death Of A Vampire Hunter 2:02
- 15. Killer Clowns 1:34
- 16. Signs & Portents 1:58
- 17. After Things Fell Apart 4:54
- 18. Brontide 1:00
- 19. Little Rat Eyes In The Dark 2:16
- 20. Demonomania 2:02
- 21. ...Exit 2:59
Handily situated just off Junctio 13 of the A666, The Land Of Ghosts theme park is the perfect day out for all the family. The kids will love the antics of the Killer Clowns…but make sure they dont get too close. Although our rapid response unit can usually recover the bodies before they get too badly mutilated, we do charge extra for this service.
Gasp at the Accidental Death Of aVamoire Hunter, impaled on his own stake, drop into the seance room and eavesdrop on The Unquiet Dead as they prattle on for all eternity, or thrill as the Brain In A Jar recounts tales of his days as an advisor to George W. Bush… so thats why some of his policies were so weird.
Then on for a meal at our Plague Pit restaurant, or perhaps a drink at our very own pub - The Hand Of Glory.
You’ll have so much fun that you wont ever want to go home.
And if you haven’t left the park by dusk you may not be able to.
Ever.