From The Calculus Affair's 2010 RPM Challenge Album

From the 2010 RPM Challenge

My party piece on acoustic guitar.

The text on this track comes off a B-side from one of [Putnam Aldrich's](http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Putnam_Aldrich) (my great-grandfather) records. He was a harpsichordist, a professor at Stanford, a chain smoker, and apparently had a sense…