The Next Con

It’s the short con-
I’m the musical veto
Taking names with a memorandum
Of misunderstanding it’s so random

Cause my moneymaker only shakes,
with apple pay engaged,
It’s got my thumb stickin in places
only plumbed by cherry pickin

The best rhymes over time
I agree to disagree cause I’m running out of
Ways to equalize this peanut, into a princess,

I’m distressed enough that only regrets stick
From this tacky technology with a mountain view
Only the privileged few, they get to see it
I don’t believe it

So sit down and raise your hands up and vote for me
Your Dear Leader Mayor Jahndiss
The con is over