Standards capo @ 5 in Am I got my standards Oh, yes, I do Don't allow no smoking No tobacco chew Don't allow no boozin' Don't allow no grass If I catch you hurting yourself again I'll leave your ass Oh, yeah, you're pretty and yes…

Just another silly song about getting dumped...on. WEATHER Weather man is talking on the radio Says the sun is gonna shine But does he really know? If I believe that the sun would shine I'd dump my umbrella and I'd feel so fine But if…

Won't you come with me to the Black Horse Saloon Won't you come with me, I'm going down to the Black Horse Saloon... © 2014 Royal T Music

A PICTURE I CAN'T THROW AWAY Key C Capo @ 4 (Yes. It's a true story. I changed it to 1st person. It was a friend of my brother, Joe's.) This audio is missing. I will have to find it in the archives or re-record it some day…

Irish Potatoes

INFATUATION UNREQUITED They say it's just infatuation I only wish that it was true Infatuation unrequited feels like love to me for you And then they say, "Silence is golden," and I don't know what to do The Autumn leaves the branches…

CATFISH FISHIN' a song by my buddie, Guthrie Kennard Three days of rain Mud between my toes First day of sun Cut me a cain pole I’m goin’ catfish fishin’ I’m goin’ catfish fishin Catfish I’m fishin Catfish fish fishin’ Lilly…

THE LESSON I saw her in a music store in Fort Worth, Texas I'd driven in to buy some strings It was like getting hit by a little fist in my solar plexis when she said, “Can you help me tune this thing?” She had a smile. A thin disguise…

I KEEP MY RADIO ON I keep my radio on From sunset to dawn Keeps the spooks at bay Scares them all away I keep my radio on I guess some folks got no problems Some folks got no regrets Don’t know how they do it I’m not there yet…

ULTRA VIOLET Maybe I could fill the tank Head on down. What do you think? I could be there in about three hours... You could talk and I could listen Walk you outta Depression Prison Turn that thunder storm into an April Shower We…