TETHER BALL I'm justa lonely tether ball hanging on a pole I've been around and I've see it all And it all gets really old Just a lonely tether ball Tired of taking my licks I've been beat up and I've been beat down Watching' you gettin…

One day Connie Ramsey called and let it slip that she was writing a rocking chair song. I thot that was a good subject for a song so I wrote one too. Rocking Chair Well, I got one on the porch and one in the den And just enough umph for…

Off the coast of California where the dolphins jump the waves We stood and watched them from the cliffs above Until the sunlight went away Then we slept in the ancient shadows underneath the redwood trees…

Peggy left in the winter of 2007. Seems like yesterday. I dream of her so often it seems that she is still around here somewhere. When Peggy comes home I’ll have the dishes put away The floors will be swept and all the bills will be paid…

If I'm not mistaken this is my first Mozart piece. © 2009 Royal T Music

CRAZY She said if I ever go crazy and leave her She'll go back to San Francisco Now that she left and I'm crazy I know where I have to go Rocks line the bay And ghost crabs scatter in Sausalito I'll wait on the shore across the bay…

WHO I look. I see. I empty me into a smoke-filled room I play. I sing out everything, 'til all that's left is gloom I smile. I laugh. I show that half, I please them every night But who will be the one for me. Who'll sing for me tonight…

The Inappropriate Question She said, “I can see that you’re hurting. And I can see that you are wearing a ring. Perhaps an inappropriate question, but I’d like to ask you something. Soon I will be a grand mother I have a husband that…

This is just silly. Please move in. (C) 2009 Royal T Music

FREEDOM I started out with four chickens Thot I'd let 'em run free I found out: no more chickens What a licking' freedom can be. (C) 2009 Royal T Music