JOHNNY BROKE AN AXLE 110220 I got revved up on blueberry donut holes and cranked this one out... Johnny broke an axle Broke it like a pencil Oh, no. We need an ambulance at turn three. Johnny broke an axle Broke it like a pencil…

There was an album by a Los Angeles singer/songwriter named Judee Sill that came into KINK-FM back in 1971. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/23/obituaries/judee-sill-overlooked.html MISSING JUDY - Capo 2 Stepping down from C C B…

SKINNY GIRLS Capo @ 3 in G ...and then he said, I like skinny girls Toothy girls Flat chested girls I like girls with Adam's apples A mouth full of titty And a hand full of ass... A girl with a six pack is my kind of... And then…

SHE key - C (Am - step down A G F#) (C) Can't say I know her but I see her around (Em) Once, I (C) asked her to a movie But she turned me (Em) down... (F) (G) (E) Da da da da da da da (Am - step down A G F#) da da da (CM7) da da da…

But the Sun I close the curtains To shut out the darkness I shut the window To keep out the cold But the Sun is shining Somewhere, I know. (C) 2020 Royal T Music

VIRUS Love is a mutating virus Not unlike the flu Hopefully you'll be defenseless When I give it to you... (C) 2020 Royal T Music

EVER ONE I NEED TO TALK TO Everyone I need to talk to tonight is gone Some have gone to heaven. Some have gone to hell Ever one I want to talk to tonight is gone

FOOD I MY BELLY Capo @ 5 in Em Em) I gotta get some food in my belly (2) Am) My hands are shaking and I'm feeling weak B7) I gotta get some food in my belly I gotta get some food in my belly I'm feeling woozy gotta get off of my feet…

(I Almost Washed the ) DISHES I almost washed the dishes I almost ran the water Maybe tomorrow Maybe Saturday What does it matter to me I almost washed the dishes.. (C) 2020 Royal T Music

Capo @2 in C F C F C G I said, "Okay, okay. I'll wear 'em one more time and I'll throw them C away." F…