(I Almost Washed the ) DISHES I almost washed the dishes I almost ran the water Maybe tomorrow Maybe Saturday What does it matter to me I almost washed the dishes.. (C) 2020 Royal T Music

VIRUS Love is a mutating virus Not unlike the flu Hopefully you'll be defenseless When I give it to you... (C) 2020 Royal T Music

SKINNY GIRLS Capo @ 3 in G ...and then he said, I like skinny girls Toothy girls Flat chested girls I like girls with Adam's apples A mouth full of titty And a hand full of ass... A girl with a six pack is my kind of... And then…

WHEN WE GET TO COLORADO Capo @ 5 in C positions C G Thirty one years in this city Thirty one yers on this street Fighting in the morning Fighting at night This place has the smell of defeat…

But the Sun I close the curtains To shut out the darkness I shut the window To keep out the cold But the Sun is shining Somewhere, I know. (C) 2020 Royal T Music

There was an album by a Los Angeles singer/songwriter named Judee Sill that came into KINK-FM back in 1971. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/01/23/obituaries/judee-sill-overlooked.html MISSING JUDY - Capo 2 Stepping down from C C B…

Just jamming on a bass line...

A friend asked me, "Don't you have any happy songs?" So I wrote one! IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY capo @ 3 C F C If it makes you happy I will tie your shoe C…

JOHNNY BROKE AN AXLE 110220 I got revved up on blueberry donut holes and cranked this one out... Johnny broke an axle Broke it like a pencil Oh, no. We need an ambulance at turn three. Johnny broke an axle Broke it like a pencil…

CATTAILS AND BUTTERFLIES capo @ 6 in C C G repeat There was a field around the corner And a stream flowed cross the field There were cat tails in the summer time And monarch butterflies And tadpoles sprouting wings E…