Even we who think we are too good to watch soap operas watch soap operas. HOUSE Key - D (C capo @ 2) 0516/1712 I don't have a life/Not a real life Tho I may be bold/I don't have a hand to hold I don't have a life/Not a real life No…

TWO POUNDS - (Diethylstilbestrol Daughters) "DES, which was once prescribed to prevent miscarriages, caused obesity, rare vaginal tumors, infertility, and testicular growths among those exposed in utero." http://www.motherjones.com/environment…

LOVE C Em 1. Love won't bring back a coat that's lent F stepping up G#` Love won't straighten out a spoke that's bent…

THE INAPPROPRIATE QUESTION - Capo @ 2 to sing G C/G bass She said, “I can see that you’re hurting, And I can see that you are wearing a ring. Perhaps an inappropriate question, but I’d like to ask you something. Soon I will be a grand…

THE INAPPROPRIATE QUESTION - Capo @ 2 to sing G C/G bass She said, “I can see that you’re hurting, And I can see that you are wearing a ring. Perhaps an inappropriate question, but I’d like to ask you something. Soon I will be a grand…

TREES I love trees Trees love me Take my breath every time I breathe (Breathe it out Breathe it in Trees and me are a mirrored twin) (C) 2017 Royal T Music

IF I WAS A CATERPILLAR If I was a caterpillar this is what I’d do I would promise to get better, all on account of you I would dream of wings of velvet, gold and purple hue Change my robe and change my slippers all on account of you I would…

UpSide Down I think you’ll find a six is a nine when your world is upside down And history is news to me every time I turn around And everything is backwards in my mirror Mmmmm A lullaby just makes me cry when I sing it to myself And…

Jolanda My favorite "biker." Jolanda Neff is a Swiss cyclist, who primarily rides in the cross-country cycling and cyclo-cross disciplines, for the Trek Factory Racing team.

If you don't like me, I understand If you are tired of me, I understand This won't be the first time It won't be the last Yes, you are sorry, I understand Yes, you feel guilty. I understand But don't say, "I love you," as you walk out…