One of those moments I had disappointed my lovely bride... Tried to apologize with my guitar....hasn't worked yet... I have a lonely guitar I keep beside my bed "cause when my guitar's happy my lady's always sad? The two don't get along…

I recorded "Whole Lotta Love," attempting to sound like Joe Satriani with my guitar. Hope you like it.

Stroke of luck finding this effect when I loaded a higher pitched and faster stretched sample of my guitar doing a harmonic and loaded it into Fruity Convolver plugin. Woohoo!

Bait on the hook A curse on the town We laugh like coyotes And cry just like clowns It scrubs off of our fingers A little elbow grease and there it goes Bones in the garden Pitchfork in the hay Mice in the cupboard It’s written all…

a pop-structured, simple instrumental

a voice mail message from the "IRS" and some instrumental tracks I'd been messing around with for awhile.

Try not to listen to my butcher guitar playing and instead listen to Reg's awesome vocals. Ozzy wishes he sounded this good...