Gravity
Keith Landry
How many ways can you get yourself killed?
How many ways can you die?
So many ways if you have a strong will
A will so much stronger than I
Put rocks in your shoes and go jump in a lake
Go walking ’round barefoot with venomous snakes
Looking back at the times I tried to set myself free
Only one thing worked for me
Gravity
Oh sure, you could pay to get yourself shot
Jump in a volcano and die smoking hot
The options are endless if you give it some thought
Play Marco Polo out on the Mass Pike
Launch yourself from a cannon - no net if you like
Outside of the time I skied myself into a tree
Only one thing worked for me
Gravity
"How many ways can you get yourself killed?" Consult The Darwin Awards. Seriously, this is very thought provoking. w;)