Electronic track based on the verbose message that displays when one enters an incorrect password in our corporate time tracking system.

My wife found me a creepy picture of a demented looking rabbit and cat playing banjos, so I tried to imagine what song they were playing. Then I added some cursing.

DAW plugin drums, live guitar(s) and bass. I made computer voices say some words so I wouldn't have to.

One ambient guitar take, plus another computer voice so that I (and you) don't have to hear mine.

Live drums and keyboard accordion. Our British friend gets in a couple more sentences.

More DAW plugin drums, live guitar and bass. The computer voiceover artist finally got sick of my crap. May go back and re-record with actual voices at some point, but I appreciate the contempt dripping from this nasty British fellow's every utterance…

This one makes me happy and sad in about equal measure.

I picture three rickety automatons, their paint cracked and faded, dancing near each other in a dusty "futuristic" cabaret that humans have not visited in a couple of decades. The figures should dance together, but their hands rest a few inches…

Collage of bits and scraps from other tracks. Includes an old third- or fourth-hand drum machine from the 80s.

My annoying voice speaking through a mic attached to a guitar multi-effects processor while I cycle through presets.