6. Underachievers Anonymous More nonsense lyrics. I quite like the tune though and the vocals are also acceptable for a change.

1. Vanilla sex and garlic eyes I tried this method http://www.songmd.com/col_hitlyrics.shtml to get out of my continuing lyricwriting-crisis. At step two of the method you have to write a nonsensical lyric on you melody. In the case of the first…

now pick up the cookie. dip it in the milk. and eat it. now.

I made this track years ago. I used samples from an old montgomeru trumpet solo to give it that noir sound.