Based on a true story. If you listen closely, you can hear me drop a half note over the course of the song. Apparently, I flounder without a pitch reference.

Once upon a time In a land far away I wrote something funny here But not today

Who would’ve thought that the last 10 seconds would take me like an hour and a truck load of takes? And thank you Logic multi-take feature for allowing me to indulge so much time in something that was completely tangential to the song.

You know that joke about the brick ambient synthesizer (http://possecrewensemble.com/as606/)? Yeah, I totally used that thing on this song.

1) pick up 15 year old guitar 2) tune it 3) trim fingernails 4) look for guitar pick 5) abandon search for pick 6) tune guitar again 7) browse through Logic channel strip presets 8) find "Mystery Chorus" 9) play simple melody 10) ??? 11) PROFIT…

Pro Tip: No amount of multi take recording features will fix it when you're flat/sharp on *all* of the takes. Based on a true story. Lyrics: There's something wrong in the world today I just can't believe it I just can't believe it It's the…

The companion piece to the instrumental "technique 43".

F*ck yeah, I had some fun with this one. I broke my brain today It wasn't that pleasant hey hey hey If I seem a bit confused That doesn't mean my brain has been abused Stomp brain stomp.... I broke my toe yesterday I stubbed it on the door…

After yesterday’s crazy-fun, flow-filled session, I returned to planet Earth. 10 minutes into today’s session, I was crashing, so I took a 40 minute nap. I couldn’t get back on track afterwards (which is typical anyway), so I decided a walk was…

Yeah, so I finally consolidated my music collection over from my other mac and found my grand total for 2009. This is my 60th track of 2009. I wrote my first track for a MIDI class in the fall of 1999 (did I mention I'm a 10th year sophomore…