We've had this one in the works for a while but were waiting for a take that we were happy with. It's about an astronaut who is sent into space on a clerical error. When he returns home, he finds out he has travelled too far into the future and…

Ibanezes are compatible

I brought them eight cooked artichokes, four cooked in butter and four fried in oil. The accused asked me which were cooked in butter and which fried in oil, and I told him to smell them, which would easily enable him to tell the difference…