This is for my stepdaughter Ruby (she'll be horribly embarrassed that I've named her here, but that's my job). Also good for anyone who's just had a romantic letdown.

It's bad for your teeth.

Lyrics are 90% nonsense, as is most bad poetry, as demonstrated here.

Does what it says on the label.

Another one of my trademark meandering instrumentals.

Lyrics By Rachael Thornlea. Performed by The Powerlounge Speed Punk Quintet.

Lyrics by Rachael Thornlea. Performed By The Powerlounge Super Seven.

Lyrics by Petrina Maclaughlan. Performed by Powerlounge with guest vocalist Aroha Taylor.

Choose this day whom you will serve.