There was a day when man gazed skyward He peered to the skies which ignited his spirit Fragments of light pierced the night and inspired Him to overcome the dark, to no longer fear it So sets the crusade So begins his quest Becoming more…

Some of that ting ting ding tingle boom pow industrial junk for your veins. Dart that shit.

It's 2013, which means I must re-establish mediocrity through terrible practice mashups. I'm just going to keep adding to this until I get shot or someone files litigation.

The response I got from the first track of hers I remixed was pretty good, figured I'd ride the wave a little longer by posting this. For all of you geeks out there, this is my equivalent of the "Star Wars Christmas Special".

Don't let this deceive you, I've no couth.

Hearing other people eat is one of the most displeasing things in my life.

I M 2 ILL 4 U SPOOKY NIGWAS

I once tried to propose to an ex-girlfriend of mine an idea for women's bathrooms where instead of a sit down toilet, it was a standing urinal where the woman placed her hindquarters into a vertically standing porcelain seat, similar to how a…

Motherfucker, I'll fuck your meemaw. Cuz I'm the fkn enter-tainter.

Sam Vang - Guitars/Bass Vocals/Mixing - Ricky Lewis Drums - Unicron Lyrics: Skull quaking, sensual immersion Imbalance in the brain, perpetual occlusion Neurotic assault, cortex reprogrammed Cognizant, hyper aware All waking thoughts spent…

They asked me my life story. I told them what I do to clunge.

Keep those pinkies up. Major class up in this here bitch.

Just one big juicy jalepeno pe-appuh.

I'll never get this right.

Chip hop.

I once snorted so much PCP that I forfeited all of my wat

Two years ago, I engaged in coitus with a bandsaw. 6 months after, she birthed this.

I went on to looperman or something and found a list of acapellas so I took one and did this to it.