Godlike (Vocals)

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I once tried to propose to an ex-girlfriend of mine an idea for women’s bathrooms where instead of a sit down toilet, it was a standing urinal where the woman placed her hindquarters into a vertically standing porcelain seat, similar to how a cat lifts its rear when it stretches out. At that point, a dildo made of sponge installed over the drain of the toilet is inserted into the intimate parts, and urination commences. This allows for a more discursive cleansing of the female anatomy. Needless to say, on that particular occasion, I was unreasonably stoned.

Now that I am as of now, sober, I realize that that method of urination is beyond unsanitary. From then on, I have made a concerted effort to stop vocalizing my outlandish and stupid ideas. Except for this instance. The only reason I’ve even told this rather embarrassing anecdote is to fill this space with what would otherwise been a boring and uninteresting masturbatory dissertation about how original and unique my music is.

I think that’s enough filled space, don’t you think?