Dudin’ up a street in some small town With a rhythm in my feet and sunshine golden No one’s gonna keep-a-me down - i’m alright Then my phone makes a buzzering sound. Burn it all down. It’s the clown. You can never have some time Don’t…

special guest Lorelei

sometimes your kid insists on standing on you so they can have a feetchair.

did you ever put a wall up in your house? did you ever want to mitigate thermal conduction? did you want to make it quiet as a mouse? did you wanna try to minimize sonic transmission? you took up a mission a household decision it won…

special guest appearance by Hans

Keys Wallet Phone Keys Wallet Phone Don’t leave them home Keys Wallet Phone Keys Wallet Phone Keys Wallet Phone Don’t leave them at your desk You will be so upset’sk’d

I’m a shit friend I’m a shit friend I’m a really shitty friend Just trying to be A good husband X2 If you’d like me To go get a thing And bring it to your house That’s a go It’s alright But i can’t be At all of those things…