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Keys Wallet Phone Keys Wallet Phone Don’t leave them home Keys Wallet Phone Keys Wallet Phone Keys Wallet Phone Don’t leave them at your desk You will be so upset’sk’d

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Blue Grey

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Shit Friend

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I’m a shit friend I’m a shit friend I’m a really shitty friend Just trying to be A good husband X2 If you’d like me To go get a thing And bring it to your house That’s a go It’s alright But i can’t be At all of those things…

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Winning Ticket

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I know when you stayed up I know you made me quit it I know that something’s wrong It’s not a winning ticket Ever I hear this song It’s not what I would pick but Don’t take this mic Don’t hate tonight Give it a million years Another…

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I Don't Know What I'm Doing

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I don't know what I'm doing

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Keys Wallet Phone

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Keys Wallet Phone Keys Wallet Phone Don’t leave them home Keys Wallet Phone Keys Wallet Phone Keys Wallet Phone Don’t leave them at your desk You will be so upset’sk’d

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Blue Grey

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Dress Yourself

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opposite sides didn’t sit something was off; poorly fit buttons in place but somehow very wrong by the time that I found I couldn’t go I finally found that button hole Two overs angle the line Some like to clip it - that’s fine I tie…

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Burning Great

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Hey We got enough to make into something We’ve gathered up the kindle for a house fire that’s now burning great As I think of the souls in it So many people walking round not thinking of their fate When you explain it all to me I always…

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Baby Sun

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baby Baby don’t run away i can see you Baby, listen, your heart and mine have a mind the heart can hardly tell Baby Baby don’t run away i can see you Baby, listen, the sun is a sign The sun is a sign of sunlight shining, the sun The sun…

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Psychic Sperm

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Single-microphone recording of a rehearsal from March 23, 2011.

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Penis and Vagina

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An instant classic! Tom - vocals, bass Sean S. - piano, drums

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I, Like You

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Regrets are useless. Make it right the next time. Stick around for the Pet Warning reprise.

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Dinosaur Farm (Sexy Time)

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Every time is sexy time!

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Sit Back and Relax

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Sometimes, when a woman gives birth, two holes become one. Consider this song a PSA.

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Autumn Leaves

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holes in lips

lucidlucille

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recorded at 3am a few months ago, i should be more considerate to my neighbors but they carry on in the parking lot in the wee hours while i try to sleep so we're even plus it's sleepy music anywho

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Al's left hand

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what is that?

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Chase My Dreams

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Sky is black as pitch now Moon as blood is glowing In this blood-soaked hellscape As you might expect there is a presence Out of the grave Out of the night Out of your mind One’s a mass of maggots One’s underwear’s showing All of…

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