sometimes your kid insists on standing on you so they can have a feetchair.

did you ever put a wall up in your house? did you ever want to mitigate thermal conduction? did you want to make it quiet as a mouse? did you wanna try to minimize sonic transmission? you took up a mission a household decision it won…

special guest appearance by Hans

special guest appearance by Hans

Regrets are useless. Make it right the next time. Stick around for the Pet Warning reprise.

Gorilla Glue can, and will, kill your pets. Make them listen to this song.

I’m the drama king I’m here on the scene I tell the folk of the world I mean what I mean I’m the drama king You see what I mean? When you’re filled to the brim Things spill out, it seems Once upon a time Things got estranged I went…

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