Regrets are useless. Make it right the next time. Stick around for the Pet Warning reprise.

Sometimes, when a woman gives birth, two holes become one. Consider this song a PSA.

Every time is sexy time!

Gorilla Glue can, and will, kill your pets. Make them listen to this song.

A tribute to an Ibanez Tube Screamer J.P. Miglionico - Lead guitar

Motown is the best way to tell someone that you love them. Emoticons work, too.

Come interact with my organ. J.P. Miglionico - wah-pedal Lee Shreve - Vocals

It's a punk song.

Untold stories of the Fab Four Amy Gilronan-Zanelli - Vocals

Some jackoff at Wawa switched the pots on us. Now driving drowsy. FRESH POTS!!!!