Dudin’ up a street in some small town With a rhythm in my feet and sunshine golden No one’s gonna keep-a-me down - i’m alright Then my phone makes a buzzering sound. Burn it all down. It’s the clown. You can never have some time Don’t…

special guest Lorelei

sometimes your kid insists on standing on you so they can have a feetchair.

did you ever put a wall up in your house? did you ever want to mitigate thermal conduction? did you want to make it quiet as a mouse? did you wanna try to minimize sonic transmission? you took up a mission a household decision it won…

special guest appearance by Hans

special guest appearance by Hans

Regrets are useless. Make it right the next time. Stick around for the Pet Warning reprise.

Gorilla Glue can, and will, kill your pets. Make them listen to this song.